Smarmalade (noun): The types of statements made when sincere affection is ineptly veiled with a thick layer of oil. A derivative of the verb "to smarm"

Smarmalicious.
Smarmalectable!
Smarmtastic.
Smarmabulous!
Smarmarific.
Smarmlickshus!
Smarmable.
Smarminglyyyyyyyy vunderful!
Smarmvelous.
Smarm-a-go-go!
Smarmaroonie.
Smarmopolis.
Smarmtabulous.
Smarmadingadingding.
Smarmtique.
Smarmatic.
Smarm-o-matic.
Smarmelectric.
Smarmitis.
Smarmoxious.
Smarmosis.
Smarmopia.
Smarmopenia.
Smarmoughlin.
Smarmargaret.
Smarmaleeniekabob.
Smarmschroder.
Smarmlandia.
SmarmaHans.
Smarmopod.
Smarmoxodil.
Smarmtoon.
Smarmling.
Smarmette.
Smarmina.

Smarm, smarm, smarm, smarm,
Smarm, smarm, smarm, smarm,
Lovely smarm,
Wonderful smarm

Ode to Smarm...
O Smarm, you guide us with your shining light
Your gelatinous goodness will never fail us!
You guide us out of depths of night!
Packed with pectin thou art!
Yea, verily!

Smarm #4 in Blue: Variations in Smarm.
Rhaphsody in Smarm.
Toccata and Smarm in D Minor.
Smarm, Joy of Man's Desiring.
I Can't Get No Smarmisfaction.
Smarm Wars: Episode I.
The Phantom Smarm.
Smarmu the Whale.
Smarm of the Killer Tomatoes.
Never Cry Smarm.
The City of Lost Smarms.
The Boy Who Cried Smarm.
A Tale of Two Smarms.
David Smarmerfield.
Moby Smarm.
The Seven Smarms of Gold.
The Great Smarmby.
Smarm White and the Seven Dwarves.
Smarm in the Rye.
Beauty and the Smarm.
Smarm and the Beast.
Smarmerella.
Sleeping Smarm.
The Golden Smarm.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Smarm.
The Search for the Holy Smarm.
The Secret of Smarm.
101 Smarmations.
Smarm Your Own Adventure books.
Smarmzan, Lord of the Jungle.
The Smarm King.
The Smarm Before Christmas.
The Night before Smarm.
Smarm, Smarm, Smarm of the Jungle! Friend to you and me!
Saturday Smarm Live.
Saturday Night Smarm.
Smarm, the Vampire Slayer.
The Smarm Show with David Letterman.
The Smarms.
Scooby Smarm.
Smarmy Doo.
Smarmaduke.
Married with Smarms.
Dear Smarmy: An Advice Column for the Next Century.

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